Hey! Well, all I can say is that you guys better WATCH IT!!!

You see, I used to ride with this one guy who loved BOTH his REALLY hot wife, AND his Ducati which he would keep in their bedroom when he wasn't riding it.



But one fateful day he arrived home early from work to discover THIS scene unfolding RIGHT HERE...



..and well, long story short, the poor guy is now servin' 10 to 20 at Folsom for puttin' a .45 cap into that poor Duc's engine cases!

(BTW, is you're wonderin'...that hot wife o' his escaped that terrible scene unscathed, filed for divorce, and is said to now be living confortably in Fresno with a Motor Guzzi...she always did have a thing for those Italians, ya know...ain't it too bad that she never seemed to learn her lesson?!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)