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However the one thing that always cracks me up at work is when I go to pop an IV line into someone with tattoos and they pipe up "I don't like needles"




When I was last in A&E the nurse pretty much said "oh God!!" when she had to put the IV in




The worst thing I ever said when shooting for veins was "house" when it went in.

Given, it was during a cardiac arrest at a bingo hall I figured it was quite apt.

I don't think my crewmate appreciated it because she couldn't keep a straight face at a very sombre moment.


Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"