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I've heard FunkleTrumpet has a secret identity and I think it's time to "out" him.


FunkleTrumpet is...









...Punxsutawney Phil!



I'd have gotten away with too if it hadn't have been for you pesky kids!

Hey Dwight, have you ever seen me and Punxsutawney Phil in the same room at the same time?
Anyway, the tattoos are a cunning disguise, you ever seen THESE!!???

"You can't believe everything you read on the internet" : William Shakespeare