That is unless of course the lowlife attemptin' to break into your house is Michael Vick!!!

(yeah, yeah, I know...THAT made NO SENSE whatsoever ....but it WAS fun to place the words "lowlife" and "Michael Vick" in the same sentence here when this thread started to include DOGS as an acceptable anti-crime alternative!!!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)