Hear about the woman who backed into the airplane propeller?

Disaster!


Disassed her?! Heck , it killed her!

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Hear about the guy who sat on a railroad spike?

Rectum.


Wrecked 'im?! Heck it killed him.

I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!