One thing that does make me annoyed and puzzled is the £100K Mercedes in front of me failing to pull over when I am sat behind them with blue lights flashing and sirens wailing.

It just beggars belief when you finally get past them and they are holding a mobile phone to their ears because they are either too tight or too stupid to spend another £40 - 50 on a hands free kit for the car.


Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"