WHOA!!! Whaddaya takin' 'bout here, Ian! Don't tells me that youse is STILL usin' dose freakin' micro fiber cloths!!!

You should'a ought'a listen to my friend Vince here! Now HE'S got what youse need!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

(and don't youse forget, this fine product is made in GERMANY too, so's it HAS'TA be good, RIGHT?!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)