Well, I HAD one for YOU when you said "Mobile Billboard".
I WAS gonna say somethin' like..."Well, in YOUR CASE, wouldn't that be...ahem...a "Mobile BIGBILLBOARD???"...but EVEN I KNEW that THAT LOUSY PUN sucked!!!
(and besides....did I read that right on the SWTF thread?...you're down to an XL T-shirt???...ya know, if you keep loosin' all the extra weight, you're gonna have to change your site name around here to just "TALL BILL"!!!!)