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"Edelweiss Tour Guide" is on the list. ... That ranks somewhere on the dream job list, definitely.



I can see it now ...

Customer: 'John, I was just looking at the map, what time do you thi...'
FJ(Tour Guide): 'Shaddupp asshat ... this conversation is locked!'


Bedouin. Blessed are those eyes that have seen more roads than any man! (Homer).