OR John...you could become my "silent financial business partner"(note: as "silent" as possible, once I receive your certified check) for a WHOLE NEW venture which I'm seriously thinking of starting up:
The manufacture of aftermarket cooling fins for all motorcycles that would look a little better if they had 'em!

I'm thinkin' YOUR SHARE of this crackerjack, sure-fire, once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity will ONLY be about $20K!!!

There's no need to contact your lawyer or financial advisor at all. Trust me. All the paperwork involved is STRICTLY on the up-and-up here, ol' buddy!

(ah yes...and IF there's anybody ELSE out there who just might be interested in this thing, John here is not the ONLY person I'm gonna offer this GREAT OPPORTUNITY to, ya know...and besides, what's a measly $20 Grand today, HUH?!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)