Bakersfield! "Sun, Fun, Stay, Play", HUH?!
(you remember that big ol' road sign along 99, right?!)

SURE! Maybe we could hook up there!
(...and I don't blame ya one bit for bypassing the traffic here, BTW)

So, I guess you're ridin' the Speedy there, right?!

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)