I remember a couple of days before I picked up my daytona, I was talking to one of the traffic officers at a road collision and told him what i was getting.

Two days later on the way to work I get pulled over by a copper on a bike.

I'm wondering what I did when the copper comes over and says "nice bike, I thought it was you".

Not impressed at the time due to the sheer panic on being pulled over but can see the funny side of it now.


Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"