If gobal warming was real, I'd be all for it! It's cold here!!
We just got done with the worst snow storm we have had since 1968.
Some kid the other day said it was because of global warming.
Me: You mean global cooling?.
Him: No, global warming.
Me: So, if we had global cooling, we would be warming up?
Him: No, it colder with global cooling.
Me: So, it's all a huge scam then since no matter what the weather is going to be what it is... freakin' cold.
Him: **not a darn word**
Soren