The weather is crap its freezing the roads are icy ..even worse bike has been laid up..went out to start it and its too cold ..starter gives that stupid brrrrr noise battery out get it charged ...blow fuse on charger ..never mind use spare .....stuck in the wee fancy spare fuse holder ...lose finger nail trying to prise the ****** thing out ....ahhha the car take fuse from car....I know do brakes need to take the wee hex head bolts out of rear caliper screws are bound tight cannot loosen them....spray loosol onto screws wait 5 minutes try again break alan key ....get blow torch heat screws.....try again screws come loose with an almighty crack hand rattles off rear shocker taking layer of skin from knuckles ....much swearing and stamping about....get brake shoes .....its the wrong ones.....brake shoes get thrown across garage hit screen on bench ....screen falls scattering mounting screws ...screen lands on concrete gets scratched ....I give up....need beer out to car start engine...switch on lights ......nothing nada ...wrong fuse never mind swap some about .....no window wipers....aaargh back into house get fuse out of charger ..back into car...shops get sweets and beers ...back into house remembering to take fuse....path is dark poorly lit drop the bloody fuse ......much swearing crawling about on the ground for fuse .....stand on the bloody thing .....back indoors check fuse ahhhhh its ok back into charger switch on...I hate winter I am going stir crazy.......small things are just so annoying and irritating. I am hibernating for rest of year ...happy bloody xmas ...
