I still think Clarkson is a D**k but he made a road test of a boring piece of junk quite entertaining.

I must admit I liked Boris Johnson in the star in a reasonably priced car.

Hes another D**k but highly amusing. What was worrying is that the guy used to me a motoring journalist testing high powered sports cars.

Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"