Uh huh, try selling that idea to your little lady!
Does this seat make my butt look big dear? Uh, I dont think it's the seat dear.
Ouch, ouch, stop gouging me in the eye with your fingernails. I'm sorry already, dang.

It's not speeding till you get pulled over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqa1s4jhkQ8