I dunno what to say!

Erm, in no particular order:

UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

How can the owner do that to such a wonderful machine?

UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

It's obviously just for straight lines; there's no way he'd be able to stay on that seat whilst going round a corner at any decent rate. (Looking at the tyres, s/he doesn't.)

What a waste!

Stock front brakes?

UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Strangely, I can't stop looking at it.

In conclusion: