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Seen on a t-shirt recently : "After a hard night of partying, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws down". Still makes me laugh. Young, hip daughter says they've been around for a while.
Old, unhip
Al
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that is the background music from "Walker, Texas Ranger" when Chuck Norris is having a reflective moment of Zen
........... He has always dreamed of kicking some butt like Chuck Norris... 
Hey Al, check this site out
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page2.html
 
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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