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Keltec is light, great for just carrying in your pocket. With any firearm, are you comfortable with it and can you hit a target with it? Consider self defence target range, you should be able to hit center mass at close range. If they are further than say ten to fifteen feet and you need to shoot, well, thats another story.

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Hmmmm. "Another story", huh Cindy?!

Well, let me guess here. THAT "story" goes "somethin'" like THIS, right?!

(...but here it's told from that guy's perspective who you used to date back in the day, of course...)
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Drinkin' beer in a cabaret and was I having fun
Until one night she caught me right
And now I’m on the run.

Lay that pistol down, babe,
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama,
Lay that pistol down.

She kicked out my windshield;
She hit me over the head.
She cussed and cried and said I lied
And wished that I was dead.

Lay that pistol down, babe,
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama,
Lay that pistol down.

Drinking beer in a cabaret and dancing with a blonde.
Until one night she shot out the light -
BANG! That blonde was gone.

Lay that pistol down, babe,
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama,
Lay that pistol down.

I’ll see you every night, babe,
I’ll woo you every day.
I’ll be your reg’lar daddy
If you put that gun away.

Lay that pistol down, babe,
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama,
Lay that pistol down.

Drinking beer in a cabaret and was I having fun
Until one night she caught me right
And now I’m on the run.

Lay that pistol down, babe,
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama,
Lay that pistol down.

Now there was old Al Dexter
He always had his fun
But with some lead she shot him dead
His honkin’ days are done.

Lay that pistol down, babe,
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama,
Lay that pistol down!