Well John, that's because everybody is over at the pistol range right now honing their skills...and they've left it all up to roadworthy and me to hold down the fort here with his tazer and his bat until they all come back!!!
(BTW...once I realized Dave was talkin' about the baseball kind and not one of those little flyin' rat things, I decided to use the bat, 'cuz ya know, those little suckers are REALLY HARD to train!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)