Ya getcha a tiny vial of oil - any oil. Whilst they ain't around, pick one and place a few drops under the little pig. They won't initially suspect a thing, because I'm sure each and every one is just waiting for thiers to ooze something. Do this to the same one for a few days and then start your tyraids about leakin' hogs... He'll be sick just knowing his reliability has been compromised and REAL irritated when you start hammerin' on him. Quietly have your laugh to yourself and wait a while and start on another. AND NEVER TELL THE TRUTH...
