Thanks Derek! Looks like I just may need ya thare, compadre!
I think I sees, riding up from yonder eastern horizon, maybe from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, a varmit who just might not 'preciate my opinions 'bout things!
Looks like he might just arrive into that Palace Saloon, sometime 'bout High Noon!
Y'all make sure he ain't got no kin out there waitin' to plug me in the back when I steps outside, alright?

Dwight