The other day I returned to my car after a meeting a noticed that the passenger door was scratched. My initial thought was - who the ****!! On closer inspection the scratch marks spelt a name.....the name of my youngest daughter. The lettering was perfect about 8 inches high with a capital letter and nicely underlined. Now ordinarily I would be proud to see that my 4 year old daughter could spell her name and do it neatly. Now just to paint the picture this had been done with a stone and gone over several times for maximum effect. When I got home that night I gave her the curly finger took her to the car (exhibit A) and asked her if she had done it - she said no. I then asked her what she had used - she said she can't remember. And finally I asked her was it a stone - she said yes the stone did it. So there you are the stone did it!!
What do I do?
Cut her arms off?
Tarmac the drive?
Press charges against her?
Press charges against the stone?
As for the car - it is a 7 Series BMW and I have had from new. I have tried every chemical under the sun and her work (sorry the stones) now shines like a beacon - great! Man this is gonna cost me!!
