When I dropped my bike and sat in the ER all morphined out, very nice nurses.
Anyhow, Illinois trooper comes in and I do not have my license with me, on me, whatever, I was in space. Cop then states that he has to write me a ticket for "Failure to slow to avoid an accident." I inform him that there was not an accident until I went down so there was no need to slow. Nope must sight me is the response. I believe my reponse was to tell him what a "meow" ticket it was. For some reason he became very incensed. Amazingly I felt the morphine kick in and I "fell" asleep. (
) Didn't beat it 'cuz the prosecutor made a good deal with me and I got out of the courtroom about 4 hours earlier than had I contested. Made sure I gave Mr. Trooper a big poop eating grin though with a little "meow" comment thrown in for good measure. It was a very fun reaction to see.
