Hmmmmm. Front row, huh?!

Lemme guess here, Rev. That's so you can keep an eye on me and shot me that same "look" my wife gives me every time I make some lousy wisecrack in a most
"inopportune place", right?!

Well, tell ya what...The next time I'm ridin' up Hwy-99 through Fresno some weekend, I just may take you up on your generous offer.

(HEY!...you DID SAY there's a FREE LUNCH in it for me, RIGHT?!)
