I was out today, stopped for lunch and was sitting, enjoying my sandwich. Then I started wondering what the ****** was going on with my armor in my pants, it was all hanging off the side and back of my right knee. Then I couldn't find the matching size pad on the left knee. Screw it...I'm starving.
What kind of MORON doesn't recognize his freaking wallet has fallen out of his jeans. Went back, spent an hour looking. Then another hour and a half canceling cards. Now I need a new license, medical card, movie rental card, debit card, business credit card, etc. 5-7 days is the estimate before I'll be back, known as a stinking number to all these different establishments. Awwwwwww Holy Crapoli.
