Hey Jack! Seein' as how you're somewhere in California, and seein' as how my financial portfolio is, well, let's just say it ain't doin' all that well lately(no big surprise there, huh?!)...well, I was thinkin' here, if your new part-time job is located somewhere, ANYWHERE near the L.A. area, well, do you think there might be another opening for this here position???
Just tell the folks who run that thing that I've got 41 years o' ridin' these suckers and I'm not all that bad at communicatin' to folks what they need to know about stuff...like ridin' motorcycles.

(BTW...I'm only half kiddin' here...but if the Dow drops another Grand this comin' Monday, I'm tellin' ya boy, I won't be kiddin' one iota here, dude!!!)
