Well, I can save 'em a whole passel o' moolah here!
Yep! I can tell 'em what causes "motorcycle crashes", alright! And I can even tell 'em why people who crash their motorcycle, or better yet, are crashed into by cagers tend to get a mite more banged up than those cagers out there TOO!
It's because...now, are you listening AMA and Uncle Sam...it's because...listen up now...are ya ready...it's because we're riding...MOTORCYCLES, and a sizeable percentage of folks ridin' 'em sometimes forget that a sizeable percentage of cagers out there ARE CLUELESS, and when they forget this they sometimes get hurt "kind'a bad", ya know.
And now after having said that, let me assure those private associations and governmental agencies seeking this bit of "information" that even though I know there's a greater risk to my well-bein' whenever I'm ridin' these babies, I'm STILL gonna ride 'em NO MATTER WHAT, just like I have been for 41 years!!!
Now, wasn't that simple!
(and now with all this money I've just saved all these afforementioned entities, maybe they can use all that money to help put a dent in that 700 BILLION BUCKS they're about to give Wall Street)
Last edited by Dwight; 10/06/2008 8:34 PM.
