Now WAIT a minute here, Jerkface!!! Why are you gonna have to do this whole "winter storage" thing??? I don't understan....
....oh....Chicago, huh?!
Sorry. Never mind.
(man...you poor slob you...first the Cubs AND the White Sox are both booted out of the Playoffs, and now THIS?!....please accept my simpathies from sunny L.A. here, dude
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