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Nope, Ian! But I think Peter Lawford(who I'll bet Tom has absolutely NO friggin' IDEA who HE was EITHER...considerin' that he didn't even know what the term "rakish" meant) died about that long ago, dude!



(which begs the question...what the heck's WRONG with these friggin' kids today, HUH?!)





I knew that he died, I was just using him as an example of someone who wore his hat crooked.



OH! Okay, Tom.

But are you talkin' about Sinatra OR Lawford here, kid???

'Cuz I think I remember seein' Lawford wearin' his "chapeau"(BTW, THAT'S another word for "HAT"...though I admit it IS french ) at a "jaunty angle" somewhere in the "distant" past!!! BUT, you probably won't know about that there "distant past" thing, huh?!

(and BTW...if you haven't figured this out by now...YES!!! THIS "old man" here IS being "condescending"...BECAUSE...you WON'T let this friggin' little "hat" issue GOOOOOOOOOO!...which is actually fine by ME, 'cuz I ENJOY crackin' myself up around here, as I'm almost sure you might have noticed by now!!!)

(ain't I an "infuriating old man"???!!!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)