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Now heres a man I wouldnt let into my bar





I agree! There are laws against dragging old dead bodies into bars, and they should be enforced!

The only issues I have with wearing caps are:

A civilian at sports events not taking his hat off during the playing of the National Anthem. ("Hey! Take it off or leave the stadium/arena/ballpark, you commie holdout!!!")

Kids who wear them with the sales tag on. (Harmless, but it bugs the H out of me. "Take the tag off, or outta my bar!!!")

Wearing the bill off to the side. (Again, harmless, but it bugs me. "Hey, YOU. Outta my bar!!")

When the bill of the cap is not bent/curled and lays straight across the forehead like half a frisbee. (I think kids do this just to irritate ME. "OUTTA my bar!! NOW!!!"

"Oh, and PULL UP YOUR STOOPID PANTS, YOU MORON!!! Then get OUTTA MY BAR!!"

Honestly, you're right about her not asking you to leave because of your hat. She asked you to leave because if you quit consuming product, you were no longer a customer. Gotta agree with THAT logic.

JB "Long live the Duck Force!"