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hahaha good story Tom! So.... you wear your hat crooked and you ride your bike crooked? When you walk down the sidewalk do you drift to one side side? Before you left, you should have went to the bathroom and "accidently" missed the toilet, I agree, the owner sounded like a b!tch.
And when you missed the toilet you should have told her that you wore your hat crooked for balance and couldn't P straight now. 
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