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Kinda, Took a 50 mile ride for lunch at the McDonalds thats a mile away today. Parked near 2 other bikes An HD bagger and some non descript sport tourer (yammie I think). As I head out to my ride there's three females standing near the bikes.Looks like 3 generations Grandmother,mother and teeny bopper. Just as I get there the grandmother says to me "Pretty bike, we decided we like yours best". And you guys say these bikes aint chick magnets. 
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Nice.
I went with a buddy to the Danbury Harley last weekend. He wanted to look at Road Kings.
They had some kind of open house/bike show going on. I got a good laugh at all the people who stopped to check out my Tiger 1050. And next to me a black Speedy.
Brad
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Where are the pedals on this thing?
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I came out from paying for fuel yesterday and there's a lad (with his girlfriend) taking pictures of my bike. In fact, since I put the solo seat on, it's got more attention than ever. Oh, and the TORS, with 5k miles on them, are sounding better than ever. 
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Kinda,
Took a 50 mile ride for lunch at the McDonalds thats a mile away today. Parked near 2 other bikes An HD bagger and some non descript sport tourer (yammie I think).
As I head out to my ride there's three females standing near the bikes.Looks like 3 generations Grandmother,mother and teeny bopper.
Just as I get there the grandmother says to me "Pretty bike, we decided we like yours best".
And you guys say these bikes aint chick magnets.
Eeh! I wouldn't get all jazzed about this if I were you, Jackson!
Five'll get cha ten that the teeny bopper really liked the Sportbike the best, the mother liked the Harley, and it was ONLY the grandmother who appreciated the classic good looks of your Triumph. And they just all deferred to Granny in this matter out of sheer respect for her age!(and evidently wisdom)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Blowing gravel off rural roads
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Unless she had a beak and talon's, chick does not apply. 
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Oh! Well! Aren't WE "all progressive" all of sudden there, Robert!!!  Don't worry, dude. I'm guessin' most of the babes around here won't mind Jackson's little faux pas here!  (why am I gettin' the feelin' this here thread has now been placed on the "Endangered Hammered List") 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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(why am I gettin' the feelin' this here thread has now been placed on the "Endangered Hammered List")
In my best Jack Nicholson voice "What's the matter Jimmy, feelin' a little hinky?"
j h
"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach
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And you guys say these bikes aint chick magnets.
Chick magnet = Grandmother
Couldn't have been the mother or teeny bopper could it, no, it had to be the granny. 
Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able
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Well I certainly meant no disrespect to any members of the fairer sex. And i kinda think granny would have "dug" being called a "chick" looked like a burned out hippie. And the mother was wearing a ty-dye (not real ty-dye of course) Tshirt.So call my lapse of PC a flashback.May Gloria Stienem forgive me.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Laugh if you will at Granny, but Sarah Palin will be in that category in about 4 more months, and she's pretty hot. She could probably kick our A's, too, if we made fun of her. She ain't no 'girly girl.'
JB
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JOHN!!! You provocateer you!!!  I think you better head back to that classroom where Mark, the substitute teacher, is slowing losing control of the room!  (you "might" be some "help" back there, dude!) 
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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