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#290532 09/03/2008 2:43 AM
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Kinda,

Took a 50 mile ride for lunch at the McDonalds thats a mile away today. Parked near 2 other bikes An HD bagger and some
non descript sport tourer (yammie I think).

As I head out to my ride there's three females standing near the bikes.Looks like 3 generations Grandmother,mother and teeny bopper.

Just as I get there the grandmother says to me "Pretty bike,
we decided we like yours best".

And you guys say these bikes aint chick magnets.


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oneijack #290533 09/03/2008 6:37 AM
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Nice.

I went with a buddy to the Danbury Harley last weekend. He wanted to look at Road Kings.

They had some kind of open house/bike show going on. I got a good laugh at all the people who stopped to check out my Tiger 1050. And next to me a black Speedy.


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bradleyd #290534 09/03/2008 7:32 AM
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I came out from paying for fuel yesterday and there's a lad (with his girlfriend) taking pictures of my bike. In fact, since I put the solo seat on, it's got more attention than ever. Oh, and the TORS, with 5k miles on them, are sounding better than ever.


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oneijack #290535 09/03/2008 11:32 AM
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Quote:

Kinda,

Took a 50 mile ride for lunch at the McDonalds thats a mile away today. Parked near 2 other bikes An HD bagger and some
non descript sport tourer (yammie I think).

As I head out to my ride there's three females standing near the bikes.Looks like 3 generations Grandmother,mother and teeny bopper.

Just as I get there the grandmother says to me "Pretty bike,
we decided we like yours best".

And you guys say these bikes aint chick magnets.




Eeh! I wouldn't get all jazzed about this if I were you, Jackson!

Five'll get cha ten that the teeny bopper really liked the Sportbike the best, the mother liked the Harley, and it was ONLY the grandmother who appreciated the classic good looks of your Triumph. And they just all deferred to Granny in this matter out of sheer respect for her age!(and evidently wisdom)



Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Dwight #290536 09/03/2008 11:39 AM
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granny = yota


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oneijack #290537 09/03/2008 4:15 PM
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Unless she had a beak and talon's, chick does not apply.

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Larkfarms #290538 09/03/2008 4:35 PM
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Oh! Well! Aren't WE "all progressive" all of sudden there, Robert!!!

Don't worry, dude. I'm guessin' most of the babes around here won't mind Jackson's little faux pas here!

(why am I gettin' the feelin' this here thread has now been placed on the "Endangered Hammered List")


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Dwight #290539 09/03/2008 5:53 PM
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(why am I gettin' the feelin' this here thread has now been placed on the "Endangered Hammered List")




In my best Jack Nicholson voice "What's the matter Jimmy, feelin' a little hinky?"

jh


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oneijack #290540 09/03/2008 9:56 PM
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And you guys say these bikes aint chick magnets.




Chick magnet = Grandmother

Couldn't have been the mother or teeny bopper could it, no, it had to be the granny.


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Arsenalfan #290541 09/04/2008 2:31 AM
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Well I certainly meant no disrespect to any members of the fairer sex. And i kinda think granny would have "dug" being called a "chick" looked like a burned out hippie. And the
mother was wearing a ty-dye (not real ty-dye of course) Tshirt.So call my lapse of PC a flashback.May Gloria Stienem
forgive me.


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oneijack #290542 09/04/2008 3:07 PM
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Laugh if you will at Granny, but Sarah Palin will be in that category in about 4 more months, and she's pretty hot. She could probably kick our A's, too, if we made fun of her. She ain't no 'girly girl.'


JB "Long live the Duck Force!"
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JCBullen #290543 09/04/2008 3:27 PM
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JOHN!!! You provocateer you!!!

I think you better head back to that classroom where Mark, the substitute teacher, is slowing losing control of the room!

(you "might" be some "help" back there, dude!)

Last edited by Dwight; 09/04/2008 3:30 PM.

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)

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