Okay, just ONE MORE, and then I'm done (maybe).
Senator McCain's explained his choice of Alaska Governor Sarah 'The hottest hottie in the coldest state' Palin for VP nominee by saying, "As Vice President, Governor Palin will add another crack to the fifteen million others already in the glass ceiling."
While in the background, Cindy 'Bud Girl' McCain was overheard muttering, "I'd be jealous of her, but John isn't much interested in that sort of thing anymore at his age, anyway."
