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John McCain has selected Elaine Benes as his choice for VP. Senator McCain defended this surprise choice by saying, 'Ms. Benes brings over 20 years of expeience in television comedy to the mix, and I LOVED the way she danced on that one Seinfeld episode. I dance the same way!'
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Politics out of the picture for a moment ~~ I love his real pick. Fisher-person, hunter, hockey-mom ~~ love it. I can see John McCain dancing just like Elaine...
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Eeh! His REAL pick is MUCH HOTTER than Julia Louis-Dreyfus, dude!!! (oh YEEEAH!!!)   
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Whoa!! Is THAT a picture of her back in her beauty pagent days, Moe??? SWEET!!! Joe Biden...YOU'RE in trouble, dude!!!) (BTW...speakin' of Biden, does that dude have a one good lookin' family or WHAT???!!!) (AND BTW...notice if you will folks, how I'm trying to keep this thread LIGHT so it DOESN'T get LOCKED!!!...HINT...HINT...and SO _______(name or names withheld), what say we KEEP IT THAT WAY, HUH???!!!) 
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And a sports broadcaster ~~ 
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Well GEE, Rev. Maybe if you're lucky, one of these days while she's traveling between Juneau and D.C. she'll stop over in Fresno, HUH?! (sounds like love to me here, folks!) 
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I am already spoken for by the Mrs. Rev Rob ~~ 
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To quote Garth from Wayne's World "She's a babe, if she was president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln."
They've got my vote wrapped up. Shallow but I bet she knows how to spell potato.
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ACK-tually, Gov. Palin resembles a cross between Julia-Louise and Dawn wells (Mary-Ann of Gilligan's Island). Not a bad combination at all. She also owns a float plane, eats moose-burgers, ice fishes, and enjoys snowmobiling. For a time, she also did commercial fishing with her husband - who works in the off season for BP (!!!!).  Her olsest son joined the army last year and is an infantry unit about to deploy to Iraq. I'm thinking that his mom being selected to run with McCain means the kid will not be doing any patrols at this point and will likely be a Fobbit/POG for his entire tour.
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Oh and they sound pretty cool. She's a moose hunter,a pilot also.
And hey it gives me hope. I'm just as qualified. She runs a town about the same size as mine.
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(BTW...speakin' of Biden, does that dude have a one good lookin' family or WHAT???!!!)
Looks like Obama must think so too.
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YEAH!!! Well, I can certainly understand that alright, Larry. I hear Jill Biden was a pretty hot model herself back in the day, and she's still not too bad on the ol' eyes either, ya know. (and besides....if Biden is supposedly "Obama's Brain", then isn't only fair that Obama be "Biden's LIPS"???!!!) 
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I think she could also be called a GILF. I guess IF elected and IF Mccain kicks the bucket she would be the first PILF. Huh Alright Gigity Gigity.
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I think he picked her in anticipation that he'll need CPR at some point...
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Perhaps one of McCain's staffers mentioned that he would need to make a hot pick for VP if he had any hope of winning, and he misunderstood...
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Well, I guess this answers the campaign question of "Who would YOU like to have answer the phone at 3 AM?" (Don't stop me, I'm on a roll here!) 
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John McCain has selected Elaine Benes as his choice for VP.
What's going on?? According to the BBC he has picked Alaskan Gov Sarah Palin??
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Nah! I like your first theory here, JB! McCain may be "old", but his eyesight still seems 20/20 to me, dude!!! (though as Bill brought up, havin' her picture taken next to that Harley sure brings up the obvious question about her "decision-making capabilities", doesn't it?!)
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This just in...
John McCain has selected Elaine Benes as his choice for VP.
What's going on?? According to the BBC he has picked Alaskan Gov Sarah Palin??
Yeah???!!! Well aren't all these pics in this thread pics of her?!
Who'd ya think we we're talkin' about here anyway, Shaun???!!!
(though I can certainly understand your confusion in this matter, seeing as how the last women to achieve high office over there on that little island o' yours "wasn't exactly" a stunner in the looks department as this Gov.Palin is, huh dude???!!!)
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Hey Shaun. Well I can say this about this 2008 presidential election no matter who wins it will be a first. Black President or Female vice President.
Mrs. Palin:
* point guard in high school for her state champion basketball team
* former beauty queen - came in second place at the Miss Alaska pageant in 1984.
* lifetime member of the NRA
* young (44) and vibrant Governor of Alaska
* mother of five; three daughters, two sons; eldest son just joined the U.S. Army
* youngest child, a boy, has Down Syndrome
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If this works its a great way to stay on subject
and lets give it up for Dill for keeping this on topic... although it might get moved to "other bikes"
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Well, THANKS for the bio update here, Roving Reporter Moe...but UNLESS you can ALSO offer up ANOTHER shallow and sexist little joke TOO, then I have to say you're ruining my timing here, MAN!!! 
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To quote Garth from Wayne's World "She's a babe, if she was president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln."
They've got my vote wrapped up. Shallow but I bet she knows how to spell potato.
Or "she's magicly babelicous."
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Hey Shaun. Well I can say this about this 2008 presidential election no matter who wins it will be a first. Black President or Female vice President.
Mrs. Palin:
* point guard in high school for her state champion basketball team
* former beauty queen - came in second place at the Miss Alaska pageant in 1984.
* lifetime member of the NRA
* young (44) and vibrant Governor of Alaska
* mother of five; three daughters, two sons; eldest son just joined the U.S. Army
* youngest child, a boy, has Down Syndrome
Now that's a VP!
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Okay!!! Now it seems he have TWO "roving reporters" here, HUH IAN???!!!(well maybe in YOUR case here, a "political pundit" maybe?!) MAN!!! I gotta tell you guys, if all this seriousness continues, then THIS JOKER HERE(to say NOTHIN' of Mr.Bullen) is gonna have to find ANOTHER friggin' thread around here for his ribald humor!!! (...and I don't think anybody 'round here wants THAT to happen, now do they???!!!) 
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Well, I think she is going to go out to dinner with me so there! Its just a matter of time. I emailed her 38 times today and called every 5 minutes to ask her out. They said her lawyers would be in touch. Yippeee they will be calling to schedule the date! huh, wha, thats not what they meant??? oh, skip that 
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Ummmmm...Ron. I DON'T think the guys that are about to show up on your doorstep are gonna be "lawyers". (I'm kind'a thinkin' they're gonna resemble somebody more like Clint Eastwood in the movie "In The Line Of Fire", if you know what I mean here, dude!!!) 
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YEAH!! What Ian said here, Ron!!!
(yep...one of 'em COULD look like Tommy Lee Jones TOO!!!)
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Yep! Right again, Ian!!! But that particular Secret Service Agent at Ron's doorstep would only be there for "comic effect". THAT'S the guy you're gonna have to try to reach FIRST Ron, as the other guys there will lack a sense of humor, and will be the toughest nuts to crack in order to get 'em to see your side of this whole "misunderstanding"! Good luck, Ron!!! (BTW Ron..as I have the feelin' there'd be nobody among the attends the of Southwest Triumph Fest who would ever admit to knowin' ya if this little misunderstanding get's out o' hand, I would advise you to NOT even attempt to use ME or ANY of our fellow attendees as "character witnesses" on your behalf...waste o' time dude, waste o' time!!!)
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Okay, just ONE MORE, and then I'm done (maybe).
Senator McCain's explained his choice of Alaska Governor Sarah 'The hottest hottie in the coldest state' Palin for VP nominee by saying, "As Vice President, Governor Palin will add another crack to the fifteen million others already in the glass ceiling."
While in the background, Cindy 'Bud Girl' McCain was overheard muttering, "I'd be jealous of her, but John isn't much interested in that sort of thing anymore at his age, anyway."
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I like the part where she is cutting checks for every resident of Alaska due to the excess profits of the oil being pumped out of her state.
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 shoulda picked this Ms Palin as VP
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Yeah, Gordie!!! Good Idea!!!
And then there'd be SPAM for every American!!!
(SPAM, Spam, Spam, Spam....SPAM, Spam, Spam, Spam)
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