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I had a neighbor with a big dog. Used to walk dog and since he lived about 900 feet away by the time he got to my lawn it was that time.

Again and again I would find this steaming pile of feces on my lawn and after a while I got tired of this. So I kept my eyes open and found who the culprit was.

I caught the teenager walking his dog near my property and asked him to remove what his dog was about to do. He ignored me and left a new steaming pile of poo. I kept my eyes on him to see where he resided.

The next morning, Sunday at 0900 I visited his house. With a bag of Saturday's poo in my hand I waited until the door opened. Mr. Homeowner came to the door and I told him what had transpired and dumped the poo on his threshold and informed him that this would continue until he found a new route for his son to take with his dog.

End of discussion and end of problem.



exactly! best story i've heard all day. if i would have had the beer in my mouth, it would have gone through the nose, onto the keyboard.

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