You have family members like mine. They want a dog, but that's it. No feeding, cleaning up after, nothing. You'll have to suck it up and get in a routine of "hosing it in" every day early in the morning or after work. You blast it into the grass with a hose nozzle. May take a while to get the technique right. At first, you may splash particles up into your eyes, mouth, and on your clothing, but be patient, you'll get it right eventually.
