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The late and brilliant George Carlin suggested feeding your dog colored rubber bands...that way when they've done their business, you can grab a loop of rubber band sticking out, and slingshot the poop over the fence into the neighbor's yard 
A pitching wedge works well too. 
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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