From speaking to both Grump and Deon at various times (strangely they are never together - kinda like Super Man and Clark Kent) the aforementioned are two prime platers in SW PA.They should know. They are perhaps the two most chromicious people I know.
Glossery
Chromicious - Visciously drawn to all things chrome
Chromiciously Grumphatic - Visciously drawn to all things chrome to the point in which one chrome plates keys, spark pluges, bits of glass and half eaten Jaffa Cakes.
Hyper-Chromatic - So shiney that sun blocker is recommended within a twenty ft. perimeter.
Deonetically Chromatose - So shiney as to cause one's retinas to drip/ooze from the eye sockets.