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Recently, I was starting to date a man who has a Road King. Sometimes I like riding as a passenger! The pillion seat was rock hard and I asked if I could pick up either a sheepskin or a gel pad for when I rode as a passenger. He said, "No. Those things look like S&#*."
Heavy sigh, heavy sigh-
No more dating Road King guy. 
What a cad, no respect for your hieny at all
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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