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It still kills me when I'm carrying my helmet and you hear "you ridin' a bike?"

Seriously. If I could keep a straight face I'd reply with a "no", and keep walking.



I got collared by a market research guy in the local shopping centre whilst walking around in full leathers and carrying a helmet (I was on my daytona that day) and asked "what type of car did you use to get here today?"

I told him I had a Bugatti Veyron (wishful thinking) but I was a little concerned about safety so I wear full leathers and a helmet to drive it because "you never can be too careful".

The sad thing was the guy thought I was being serious and continued to ask a number of questions about parking spaces.

Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"