Here's mine..
The wife and I drove to the newly opened Tractor Supply store early Saturday evening just to check it out. Standing in the checkout line with my Triumph hat on, Eb and Betty Lou were in front of us. Eb looks at my hat and says "Do you have a Triumph?" I reply yes.
"I've got a '74 with 6700 miles on it. Man I really love riding that bike."
I replied - I've got an '03 working on 27,000 miles. I like to ride too.
"OH" he said......