That is the best thing I've seen all week, an I saw a Bough Superior this week, so thats saying something. I roared when I read it.
Tip Top Old boy!
Beats the old Aus gag about Antipodian foreplay, which i recall consisted of shouting brace yer self Sheila/flossy!
Straight down the middle straightforward people who say exactly what they think, just like yorkshiremen, eh Lads.
