Received a flyer from Hardley.

Free Harley!
At 50mpg, your brand new Harley
will pay for itself.

How'd you like to put money in your pocket, instead of the
gas tank? Well ditch the Dodge, stow the Suburban and hop
on a Harley--and let it pay for itself! When you're getting
50 MPG, you save 700 gallons of gas a year*. And at 4 bucks
a gallon, that's $2800! Enough to make the monthly
payments of $233 on a new Harley Big Twin!

*Bases on average Harley mileage of 50 mpg and 15,000 miles driven per year.

Okay. I need to puke. Excuse me.

Ahh all betterer now. What hardley rider rides 15,000 miles a year? Do you drive your motorsickle? I rides mine.


Blowing gravel off rural roads