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Nah...this is Portland. Here, they firmly believe that I would have got that medal for blowing up the orphanage!
 Good one, Sarge!!! 
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However, I will admit that most chicks secretly dig a guy in uniform - and I shamelessly take advantage of that (or did until the engagement) 
Yeah...I KNEW IT alright! 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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