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...when you stop at one of those high school cheerleading squad carwashes, and while girls in bikini tops and cutoffs are washing your car - you're flirting with their moms!!!
Yeah. And I can see it all now, Sarge  ......
"Oh, THIS medal HERE?! Aah gosh! Well, it's nothing really. I got it for that time in Afghanistan when I saved that orphanage from bein' blown up. But thanks for askin', Ma'am."
(am I RIGHT, you sly devil you?!)   
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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