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You know you are old when...

You recall eating stones and dirt as a kid,
because food hadn't been invented yet



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You know you are old when...

You remember when you and your buddies, could drive around aimlessly all night, In an Electra 225, on 5 bucks worth of gas.


The percentage you're paying is too high-priced While you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made on your dreams