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You know you are old when...
You recall eating stones and dirt as a kid, because food hadn't been invented yet
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You know you are old when...
You remember when you and your buddies, could drive around aimlessly all night, In an Electra 225, on 5 bucks worth of gas.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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