After you finish watching "Jeopardy", you wonder what's comin' up on the History Channel.
OR....
Like something that happened tonight to me.
The wife didn't feel like cooking, so I told her I'd drive over to this fast food Mexican restaurant and pick up some fajitas. I get there and there's three people ahead of me in line all gabbin' away on their Bluetooths. Right after the Twentysomething young lady in front of me finished her call, I couldn't resist asking her the following question: "Excuse me, but was there a memo out that I've evidently missed that says EVERYBODY is NOW to be on the phone 24 hours a day?"
As she turned around to see who said that, I smiled my "ol' killer smile" at her(emphasis on that "ol' part there now of course) in order to soften the moment, and she replied "I know, I know, but that's the way the world is today, ya know."
To which I replied back, "Yep, I guess so. And unfortunately for you, you're probably gonna have to live in it a heck of a lot longer than I am!"
(now THAT'S when you know you're old!!!)
