Now, whatsamatta you, Keith?! You dont'a think I know what'sa good and what'sa bad when it comes'a to eatin', just'a because I live out'a west???!!!
Hey! I have'a you know that this fine'a young lady here, who'a just'a happens to be of italian descent'a, and is'a my wife'a, is just'a about the best'a little cook there is'a!!!
