Now, whatsamatta you, Keith?! You dont'a think I know what'sa good and what'sa bad when it comes'a to eatin', just'a because I live out'a west???!!!

Hey! I have'a you know that this fine'a young lady here, who'a just'a happens to be of italian descent'a, and is'a my wife'a, is just'a about the best'a little cook there is'a!!!



Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)