Great list Eric.

If I might elaborate:

Quote:

DRILL PRESS
A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your coffee across the room, splattering it against that freshly painted part you were drying.




Also good for yanking the hair from the front of your scalp while standing too close to.
Don't ask me how I know......


Tony G '03 America